Would you Kill Eliminster for 1 million Gold?

[ElMorte]

I would kill Elminster if i would be stupid and never heard of him (could that happen?).

I think his friends would come after me and that would not be nice.

Hmm, but if i use the gold to leave the planet.....

 

[Creamsteak]

With 107 million your 1/20th of the way to affording a single B2 bomber... then you'd have to buy amunition, but I don't think you need heavy nuclear stealth delivery to kill one man, nomatter what level they are.

 

[Bloodsparrow]

It's easy to write it off when you can only see it as 1 million GP, but stating it in terms of familiar units does tend to put it into better perspective.

Except that, in a D&D world, one GP is worth exactly... 1 GP...

And when I start shopping in Arms & Equipment and the DMG...

Nah... I would need more money.

A lot more.

Like

One... HUNDRED... *BILLION* Gold Pieces.
(extends her pinky finger to the corner of her mouth.)

 

[CRGreathouse]

If you can't slay Elminster in "real life," then you can do the next best thing . . .

KILL HIM IN YOUR STORY HOUR!!

Well, you gained one reader from that...

 

[ElMorte]

Like

One... HUNDRED... *BILLION* Gold Pieces.
(extends her pinky finger to the corner of her mouth.)

I'm the boss, need the info.

 

[Emirikol]

I wouldn't kill him. I'd let my 2 year old human commoner (level 1) kill him.

Elminster is the BARNEY of fantasy gaming.

em

 

[the Jester]

Buddy, I'd kill him for five gold.

 

[Lord Ravinous]

No, I'd kill the guy offering me the million, cause it'd prolly be alot easier, besides, why else would he be paying you a mil to off Elminster, unless he couldnt get the job done on his own, which would mean you were probly higher level....

 

[Emiricol]

Nah, he's one of the good guys. Plus, he'd fry me before I ever got close

-Emiricol

 

[Darrin Drader]

Sorry, no. Ed is just too nice of a guy to go kill for no good reason.