Would you Kill Eliminster for 1 million Gold?

[Nifft]

I'd kill him for $3.50 and some Twix bars. But then, I don't really like him.

-- N

 

[Harlock]

I'll do it for four, and a piece of beef jerky.

I'd do it for one copper and split the beef jerk with you.

 

[frankthedm]

Of course!

 

[Humanophile]

I'm surprised nobody's said this already, but of course. You'll have to give me a while to come up with the million gold, though.

 

[Li Shenron]

I wonder if 1MGp is lower than average treasure for a CR39 monster...

In any case, such a character surely has enough resources (friends) who can true-resurrect him easily. Just kindly ask him you can kill him for a while, maybe for half the million (if he ever needs it), in any case he'll come back from the dead fresh and new in a minute.

 

[Thresher]

1mil gips might go little a way to covering the cost of a "Slay Elminster" epic spell... though I'll do the "Stay down!" part of it for nix

Thresher's 'If its got stats we can kill it' theory

 

[Joseph Elric Smith]

I'd do it for free, and when I have ran realms games in the past, he was so dead as to have never existed.
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[Arnwyn]

Of course not.

But, I've been around long enough to understand the original intention of Elminster as a storyteller for FR products (before TSR, then WotC, started down their usual road to ruination along with their shared-world idiocy).