Would you Kill Eliminster for 1 million Gold?

[Piratecat]

Buddy, I'd kill him for five gold.

I'll do it for four, and a piece of beef jerky.

 

[Bloodsparrow]

I'm the boss, need the info.

Okay, I would *pay* one mil GP to *watch* somebody try to kill him with a tank of ill tempered sea bass...

 

[Ashwyn]

I would not could not for one mil, the good Elminster I'll not kill. (sorry, the Dr. Seuss thread put me in that frame of mind. )

 

[Mark Chance]

He's already dead. Along with the entire campaign setting. I fired up a MSH game, turned Galactus loose. He ate the Realms Best Left Forgotten. The multiverse is a much nicer place now. Even Reed Richards applauded this particular act of gastronomic genocide. Actually, Reed helped. Dug up the Ultimate Nullifier and personally burned Waterdeep to the ground.

 

[The Cardinal]

I would PAY a million gold to slay him.

I'd pay 10 millions

 

[Ravellion]

Only if I can declare all my expenses.

 

[Hackenslash]

Nope....

I voted No, a) because he's a good guy, b) because it would not be enough money and c) because he would probably kick my a$$.

 

[ElMorte]

Okay, I would *pay* one mil GP to *watch* somebody try to kill him with a tank of ill tempered sea bass...

*g*

What about landsharks with frikkin' enervationbeams attached to their head?

 

[Buttercup]

Naw. I'd just play in a campaign setting where he didn't exist. Oh, wait. I do! No Elminster, and no gnomes. All's right with the world.

 

[Emiricol]

Naw. I'd just play in a campaign setting where he didn't exist. Oh, wait. I do! No Elminster, and no gnomes. All's right with the world.

No gnomes? Are you mad? Who's gonna be the hobgoblins' slaves if there's no gnomes? Sheesh.