The first one was fun, but they quickly went downhill starting with the 2nd. The only way I'd sit though a Police Academy marathon is if you sedated me and then restrained my arms to keep my hands from scratching out my own eyes!
I'm afraid you've gone completely mad. What I'm going to do is send some folks to your place, get a bootleg copy of Underworld and the LotR films and put you in a nice soft room. You can watch them over and over again and all will be well with the world.
That said - what brought the PA question on, anyway?