Wrong Facts at microsoft, Green Hornet Ha!

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

Saw this off of the msn home page and thought it was funny. Look at the bottom of the page, third paragraph from the bottom.

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=153027



What they mean is that Kevin Smith is casting for the Green Arrow.

 

[beverson]

Actually, it's correct. Kevin Smith is working on a movie version of the Green Hornet - it's even listed on the IMDB. Hopefully, they'll get Jet Li to play Kato....

 

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

Well I guess that I'm the knucklehead. I had read in a couple of places that he was doing the Green Arrow (he writes or at least wrote for that title).

 

[Henry]

I'll re-confirm it - in fact, Kevin made a post in the last few weeks over on the view askew site on the fact that he got a green light on this project.

 

[Mystery Man]

How about that Courtney Love though eh?

 

[Ranger REG]

I'll re-confirm it - in fact, Kevin made a post in the last few weeks over on the view askew site on the fact that he got a green light on this project.

What!?!?!! Kevin Smith is doing a Green Lantern movie, too?

Oh, wait. Sorry, I thought you meant "green lantern's light" but I see it is "green light." False alarm.

 

[Henry]

In brightest Mallrats, in darkest Dogma,
no genre film shall escape my sight,
let those who worship boring movies' might,
beware my power --Kevin Smith's Greenlight!

 

[Macbeth]

The trade also reports that Kevin Smith is wooing Jake Gyllenhaal, who was ready to step into Tobey Maguire's tights in the "Spider-Man" sequel, to star as the titular superhero in "The Green Hornet."

Okay, maybe I just have my mind in the gutter, but using the phrases "wooing," "Tobey Maguire's tights" and "titular" (yes, I know what it means, still has an interesting sound) seems a little weird. So we have Kevin Smith wooing a guy who wanted to step into Tobey Maquire's tights. And the word titular. teh funny.

 

[Ranger REG]

Yes, it is titillating hilarious ... in a Silent Bob kind of way.

 

[Macbeth]

Exactly.