Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Wulf Ratbane]

Re: Re: LORD OF THE IRON FORTRESS-- Part IV (cont.)

Now there's somethin' you don' hear every day.

Makes a hell of an epitaph.

 

[Rune]

Hope that's not an indication of things to come.

 

[Gumby]

Keldas was quoted by Wulf as saying

“No,” Keldas said.

“What yer mean, No?”

“Alliane did not wish to be brought back again. She has earned a rest: a graceful, innocent follower, always getting yanked into terrible danger by people she should know better than to trust.”

Yeah, but was she hot?
Did my description really get quoted in play?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Yeah, but was she hot?
Did my description really get quoted in play?

Oh, heavens no. These notes are months old.

I just quoted you into the story hour. =)


Wulf

 

[Gumby]

I'll take it!

 

[Dinkeldog]

That's what Kheldas told you, Wulf.

What really happened () is that Alliane got raised and went to retire to a nice peaceful temple where she would no longer get feasted on by huge metal cats, dragons, demons, devils, and assorted things that even the Faithful shouldn't have to deal with on a near-daily basis. I thought that was clearer before.

 

[Plane Sailing]

Oh, heavens no. These notes are months old.

Ah, so we might be getting another update soon then? Since you don't have to wait to play before the next update

(we want Wulf-a-day back again!)

Cheers

 

[Dawn]

<“That so? Hell, if I’d ha’ known I could have got a mystical hummer from Haela herself, I woulda been a priest, too.” Wulf said. “Now can we get back on track?">

That's beautiful!!

Is that really the banter that goes on at the table? If so, how quick was that come-back? I'd love it if my players were that quick all the time.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Is that really the banter that goes on at the table? If so, how quick was that come-back? I'd love it if my players were that quick all the time.

Yes, sad to say, that really IS the banter that goes on at the table. I'm always quick where innuendo is concerned; I learned it from my mother.

It gets much, much worse pretty soon.

In fact I think I may have to link parts of the story offsite in the next update or two...

EDIT: Not all the witty banter in the Story Hour is from the table; however, all the witty banter from the table does end up in the Story Hour (at least since I started taking good notes). My notes fill up about 2 pages of legal pad in a standard Sunday session. The good quotes go in the margins.

Wulf

 

[Dawn]

Thanks Wulf!

Keep the good stuff coming!