Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Reg Dword]

Maybe this is a stupid question. If I have missed something in a previous post I apologize. How did Karak know about the boy/dragon?

 

[KidCthulhu]

Maybe this is a stupid question. If I have missed something in a previous post I apologize. How did Karak know about the boy/dragon?

Two possibilities spring to mind:

1) NAMBLA
2) He used to be an altar boy at Karak's church.

Ooooh, I'm goin' to h-e-double hockey sticks now.

 

[Jeremy]

He dreamt of mounting the little naked boy. So naturally, when he found him injured, he cast Heal Mount on him.

Wulf's narrator isn't privy or didn't relate that dream so we don't know what it entailed. Just that Karak had a real bug up his arse to get that boy and quick. You'd think he was an uber powerful sword or a fighter 10/mnk 8/sor 5 paladin mount with a breath weapon...

Ooooh, I'm goin' to h-e-double hockey sticks now.

Don't worry, Wulf, Immort, and I are going to be right next to you.

 

[wolff96]

Don't worry, Wulf, Immort, and I are going to be right next to you.

Sounds like a good group. I'm probably damned anyway, so we can all game for eternity if we can find a way to keep the stupid dice from melting...

Great update, Wulf!

And no, I'm not even going to comment on all the innuendo in that update.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I'd prefer to keep it at innuendo. Some of the recent posts may be due for pruning.

I don't know why Heal Mount worked, quite honestly, since to date I have never seen the paladin ride anything.

You don't really think he'd waste skill points or feats on something like mounted combat? I mean, really folks.


Wulf

 

[Immort]

origiinally posted by Jeremy
Don't worry, Wulf, Immort, and I are going to be right next to you.

Hey whut did I do? I mean sure there wuz that thing where I massacred those three towns, but other than that, I'm a stand up guy.

-Immort

 

[Jeremy]

Am I wrong for laughing at that?

Ah, I had thought you said this. Your name has been wrongfully slandered. Allow me to slander it correctly.

PS - It was more naked boys and priest jokes that I had you pegged for. I was mistaken. My apologies.

 

[Plane Sailing]

Hey Wulf - how far are we behind real life in the storyhour at the moment?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Hey Wulf - how far are we behind real life in the storyhour at the moment?

Months. Probably close to 20 pages of notes.

In terms of actual sessions, I'd say 4 or 5. (We don't get to play as often as we would like.)


Wulf

 

[JacktheRabbit]

so how far is Wulf from permanent retirement?