Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Wulf Ratbane]

so how far is Wulf from permanent retirement?

A guess?

4 more sessions.


Wulf

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

A guess?

4 more sessions.

<Sigh> I just got into this story hour recently, and now you're telling me I can expect only 9 more sessions of Dwarven goodness (5 in the can + 4 yet to go, right?)

As a newly christened dwarf, I have to ask... As a dwarf, am I expected to take the retirement of a legend stoically? Or do I tear up in one eye like when a sports legend retires? Or do I drink a barrel or so of ale and start a bar-fight in Wulf's honor?

My instincts are pushing for the ale, but I could go either way.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

As a newly christened dwarf, I have to ask... As a dwarf, am I expected to take the retirement of a legend stoically? Or do I tear up in one eye like when a sports legend retires? Or do I drink a barrel or so of ale and start a bar-fight in Wulf's honor?

Take it stoically, but have an ale. Whatever you do, if it's really strong ale, don't tear up, cause then you just look like a big girlie who can't handle his drink, and I will have to kick yer ass.

 

[wolff96]

Whatever you do, if it's really strong ale, don't tear up, cause then you just look like a big girlie who can't handle his drink, and I will have to kick yer ass.

But won't you have to come out of retirement to kick his ass? That might be worth it...

And here's a guarantee: When Wulf finally hangs up his weapons, there's at least one dwarf out here who will drink a toast of homemade brew to his memory.

Granted, I'm a dwarven DRUID, so I don't get as much respect as you do... but I'll still be drinking my own spirits to your happy living.

 

[Dinkeldog]

Anyone that doesn't respect the druid gets what he deserves: a dire bear paw to the side of the head.

To further the hijack, if you're enjoying the shapeshifting more than the spellcasting, I highly recommend the Shifter prestige class. Sure, two feats are wasted, and you never add new spells, but you can become a griffin, an assassin vine or a fire giant: how cool is that?

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

Take it stoically, but have an ale. Whatever you do, if it's really strong ale, don't tear up, cause then you just look like a big girlie who can't handle his drink, and I will have to kick yer ass.

Here's the plan, then, for when Wulf retires (May Moradin keep us from the day).

1) Stoic acceptance
2) Strong ale
3) If any pecks or nancy-boy paladins bug me while I'm at the bar with my ale, I give 'em a taste o' boot leather.

Maybe if I'm really lucky, I'll run into one of those newfangled Peck-Paladins. Ya know, the little nancies what ride dire badgers on account a' no self-respectin' pony will let the little blighters touch 'em, much less mount 'em.

 

[Plane Sailing]

A guess?

4 more sessions.

Of course, this is *assuming* Wulf makes it through to retirement (heh heh heh). Dinkledog is a bad man, and he consorts with many other Rat Bastards (heh heh heh)

 

[Horacio]

Beware of Rat Bastard DM because they are swift and prone to PCs deaths...

 

[Halma]

All Pecks?

Here's the plan, then, for when Wulf retires (May Moradin keep us from the day).

1) Stoic acceptance
2) Strong ale
3) If any pecks or nancy-boy paladins bug me while I'm at the bar with my ale, I give 'em a taste o' boot leather.

Maybe if I'm really lucky, I'll run into one of those newfangled Peck-Paladins. Ya know, the little nancies what ride dire badgers on account a' no self-respectin' pony will let the little blighters touch 'em, much less mount 'em.

Hey!! You don't mean all peck's do you!? I take complete offense to that comment. I mean I do my job for Wulf, I put big nasty spells down range, and destroy lots of big nasty's for him. When Wulf says shoot'em I cast lightning bolt without asking what for. When Wulf says "lets get the F@#$ out of here!!", which isn't often, I cast Teleport and zoom we are off. Well I do have some problems with dispelling spells but that doesn't really matter now does it. I kick ass!!!
If you are going to raise a glass for Wulf, then that better include a tall one for me as well. Just because I am short you dwarves think you can ........blah blah blah blah blah.... and further more Shorty represents ...... blah blah blah blah blah........

Shorty Tumpytoes --- Of the Tumpytoes Clan

 

[wolff96]

To further the hijack, if you're enjoying the shapeshifting more than the spellcasting, I highly recommend the Shifter prestige class. Sure, two feats are wasted, and you never add new spells, but you can become a griffin, an assassin vine or a fire giant: how cool is that?

Actually, I've considered Shifter. Other than an attachment to my dwarven roots, the only thing keeping me out of the PrC is that the campaign will be going epic. Since we'll be going that high, I'll just hold out for Shapechange and then take all the new Wildshaping feats.

You'll be a dragon -- through the Shifter -- before I will, but I'll have a working breath weapon by the time I get there!