Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

Gumby · Dec 5, 2002

Ew. Oh wait, I read that wrong.

I wiped out the misquote. I won't be as amused, but Eric's Grandmother will be able to sleep tonight!

Wulf Ratbane · Dec 5, 2002

Come on folks. Walk the line, don't flaunt it.

Get rid of that, Gumby.

Caliber · Dec 5, 2002

Maybe I'm just innocent ...

but I don't get it

Gumby · Dec 6, 2002

1. Sorry, I had problems connecting after the post, and couldn't get back here until now.

2. I probably spend too much time on the Somethingawful forums.

3. It's probably better that you didn't, Caliber.

Dinkeldog · Dec 6, 2002

Okay, now that I'm caught back up from two months, come on Wulf, get the next post (maybe two) out. I really want to get to that part.

Metus · Dec 10, 2002

Dinkeldog said:
Okay, now that I'm caught back up from two months, come on Wulf, get the next post (maybe two) out. I really want to get to that part.

Me too! Update, update, update! Don't leave us hanging here!

Plane Sailing · Dec 10, 2002

[ wakes up suddenly ]

Oh, I was just dreaming of the heady days of post-a-day Wulf...

C'mon Wulf, we want to know what happens next! We want humour, blood, gore and in-jokes! We want big fights! And resurrections!

Cheers

Jeremy · Dec 10, 2002

Dinkeldog said:
I really want to get to that part.

Me too, if you know what I mean, nudge-nudge wink-wink, say no more, say no more...

Wulf Ratbane · Dec 10, 2002

Dinkeldog said:
Okay, now that I'm caught back up from two months, come on Wulf, get the next post (maybe two) out. I really want to get to that part.

Quite honestly I don't even know what part he's talking about. Other than going the whole 15 rounds with Imperagon and his cronies, the only other thing I can think of is...

OH! You mean that part with the so-called paladin?

All right, I will see what I can do...

Wulf

KidCthulhu · Dec 10, 2002

Years ago, in a campaign before the Defenders, Piratecat had a player who was a TERRIBLE paladin. Foul mouthed, rude and abusive (and that was the character), he was Lawful Good only in his dreams. PC had spoken to him on numerous occasions about the shaky ground he was treading.

Finally, the straw that broke the camel's paladinhood was him cursing out an enemy in language most foul. PC turned to the player and said "So what does your fighter do next?"

The player, a little slow on the uptake said "No, wait, I don't play a fighter. I'm a pala...."

It was a beautiful moment.