[YB] Wild Helm defeats MooCow

Open challenge to all Tier 1 and 2 fighters. Judge-generated moves preferred, but not necessary.

Wild Helm is furious. He is not accustomed to losing, yet he has done little but for the past days! This has to end, and it has to end here!

He flexes his bulging muscles and roars like lion:

I find your cousin to be foul-smelling, your citadel to be condemned, and your leg to be weathered!

Wild Helm

Tier 1 (White Belt) -- 3 fights / 0 wins -- 1 ¥
 
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MooCow accepts your challenge.

After his victory over Zhou Ling, MooCow wants to get rid of the memory of his first kill.



I find your groundskeeper to be nonexistant, your kingdom to be incomprehensible, and your discipline to be quaint.

Yellow Belt 2
Sig Style=Mantis
Dojo Style=Blizzard
Record 7-5
Powers: Fist of Fury (1x)
Yen 1
Wears a Brass bell around neck bought cost=5 yen
Member of the Dojo of Nature's Fury and Harmony



I also perfer judge generated strategy matches. :)
 
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A fey, Sylf happens to be wandering by, "Oh my, such a coincidence indeed, I was hoping after that match I wouldn't run into you again Moocow...But to judge is my duty and I shall fulfill it, therefore..."


The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the mesa north-east of Dancing Buddha's Shrine on the night of the fan.


"Both contestants insults are interesting, however, having a farm animal's leg to be bad means putting it out into pasture, which just isn't right at all, but the insult round goes to Wild Helm. You may decide to particulars of the match and how it will be played, i'll just sit on this handy tree-stump here."
 


Hands #1
Wild Helm:

The mongoose dances upon the desert; defends against the chaos of the shield!
The owl swiftly drowns the village; shreds the rolling of the foul!
The owl illuminates the garden; dodges the blood of the shield!
The northstar wounds the mountain; removes the quickening of the eyes!
The falcon lies in the midst of the marsh; removes the beauty of the wyrm!

Moocow:
The sword lies facing the delta; dodges the aggression of the vaccuum!
The raven stands within the pillars; shields against the thrust of the soul!
The hammer drops by the river; guards against the speed of the sunflower!
The ki-rin silences the mountain; removes the slash of the body!
The lizard storms the mesa; silences the violence of the sunflower!

(sorry for the wait)
 



Sylf hears the whispers of a little bird on his shoulder, before making his decree, "It seems that my friends are most impressed by your speed, and thus point to Wild Helm.

The little bird flies of Sylf's shoulder and lands on a branch close to Wild Helm.

1 flag Wild Helm, 0 Flags Moocow
 

The northstar wounds the mountain; removes the quickening of the eyes!

With a quick combination of punches to MooCow's head, Wild Helm tries to give the cow a blackout. Withdrawing a few steps he leaps forward, fists first trying to incapacitate his opponent.
 

Using the powerful style of the Lizard with the location of the day, MooCow attacks Wild Helm with a storm of blows, silencing the aggressiveness of his opponent.


The lizard storms the mesa; silences the violence of the sunflower!



 

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