(YBA) Senor Cheese goes to Little Peace Town

Round 2

Wall Hits 1

The scorpion devastates the badlands; guards against the punch of the willow as it elegantly protects against the edge of the clouds!

Once more Senor Cheese falls from the wall getting scratched for 1 hit on his way down.
 

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The good, and rather ticked off Señor notices that he is up against the most bastard of bastard walls, and proceeds on his way. Before leaving, he gives it a last kick. He then goes along his merry way.
 

Senor Cheese continues along the wall eventually having to turn west to come to a small open side gate the guard at this gate appears incompetent and wears a Kote.
 


The guard gives a start when he hear's you talk upon noticing the armour you are wearing he rushes to the attack. Shouting "You have attacked us, when we most need help!"

Incompetent Guard
CR 1
Hits 2
Possessions: Kote

The dagger invades the river; dominates the quickening of the flame!

The guard rushes at you throwing a punch towards your nose!
 


Senor cheeses blows rain down on the guard doing 1 Hit of damage

Round 2

Incompetent Guard Hits 1

The owl sings in the midst of the hells; averts the roar of the heart!

The guard bursts into badly rendered song while launching haymakers at you.
 

The lotus blossum attacks the steppes; protects against the violence of the sunflower!

Señor Cheese attacks lthe guard like a lotus blossum that nobody expects.


stats:
Señor Cheese
Actual Hits: 3
 

The guard drops to the ground in front of you granting you 1 XP and the gate stands open ahead of you. The town is strangely quiet and no-one is to be seen within walking distance is a Guard Post, A run-down hut, an empty roofed-hut and a Graveyard.
 

Señor Cheese
Actual Hits: 3
Natural Hits: 1
Wearing: Kote (+1 hit), Leather Armor (+1 hit)
Exp: 2
Saved Exp: 0
Yen: 0


Señor Cheese decides to head over to the run-down hut, to see what may be going on, and who may be chilling back. On his way, he takes off the armor, so he won't make anyone suspicious of why he has the armor.
 

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