D&D General Yes, You Can Get D&D Boxer Shorts Now

For those who were worried that Dungeon & Dragons might be a little under-monetized, never fear! Now you can get your own pair of D&D Boxers from Swag!

I'm not saying necessarily that you should get your own pair of D&D boxers from Swag, but you certainly can for the low, low price of $15! But only if you're in the US. The rest of us are out of luck, I'm afraid. I know. It's a cruel, cruel world.

 

[Dire Bare]

These are great, but . . . what they need is D&D character underpants.

You can go through the day knowing that you are a FIGHTER or a WIZARD underneath.

Or, perhaps some named character undies like Drizzt or Mordenkainen.

I loved underoos as a kid . . .

 

[niklinna]

So much for my April Fools' underwear post!

 

[Nightfly]

"Um... actually, I suddenly have a bit of a headache."

 

[soviet]

'I'm more old school, mine are brown box'

 

[MGibster]

I need one that says Fighter on the streets and a Wizard in the sheets.

 

[pac71]

Enworld uncovers all the important dnd news :>

 

[Blue Orange]

I need one that says Fighter on the streets and a Wizard in the sheets.

Spoiler: NSFW

Old one from the Usenet era, but:
Fighters do it from in front.
Paladins do it right.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Clerics do it on their knees.
Thieves do it from behind.
Magic-users do it with their hands and mouth.

 

[Blue Orange]

They look more like briefs to me.

The use of the red box art suggests a middle-aged audience.

I was going to make the obvious joke that D&D boxers meant you would be sleeping in them alone, but I get the sense that's not a real stereotype anymore.

 

[renbot]

I need one that says Fighter on the streets and a Wizard in the sheets.

I tried to buy those but the company told me that they had searched my social media and can legally only sell me "...Monk in the sheets."

 

[Oofta]

Don't want a sword slashing that close to my nether regions.

There's a literal fire breathing dragon and you're worried about a prick from a tiny sword?