D&D General Yes, You Can Get D&D Boxer Shorts Now

For those who were worried that Dungeon & Dragons might be a little under-monetized, never fear! Now you can get your own pair of D&D Boxers from Swag!

I'm not saying necessarily that you should get your own pair of D&D boxers from Swag, but you certainly can for the low, low price of $15! But only if you're in the US. The rest of us are out of luck, I'm afraid. I know. It's a cruel, cruel world.

 

[Bagpuss]

Don't want a sword slashing that close to my nether regions.

 

[talkers]

the best

 

[cranberry]

But what about D&D panties for the ladies?

 

[Richards]

I never had to worry about just what that dragon was trying to grab with his left foreclaws before....

Johnathan

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

Is there D&D clothing for children? You know, gifts for the youngest members of the family.

 

[aco175]

Now it won't be false advertising when I say there is a dragon in my pants.

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

Now it won't be false advertising when I say there is a dragon in my pants.

If your crotch develops a fiery, burning breath, it means you spend to much downtime Carousing.

You might need a good dose of Greater Restoration....or a Wish spell...depending.

 

[rgoodbb]

Dragonpants! Shadow of the Dragon Queen.

 

[Jadeite]

Could have used one of those "Warning! Content is intended for mature audiences only." labels the Book of Vile Darkness and the Book of Exalted Deeds had.

 

[damiller]

now you can roll them bones

in bed

And be careful with the d4s down there, you thought they hurt to step on.

 

[Abstruse]

Didn't we do that as a joke in a sketch for the podcast?

 

[el-remmen]

I already have D&D socks.

 

[Zardnaar]

Tacky.

 

[Egg Embry]

Life has reached a level of fulfillment!

 

[Dioltach]

I owe it to 15-year-old me to see whether there's a way to order from Europe.

And to make sure my wife doesn't throw them away on sight.

 

[sevenbastard]

The only version of D&D where accidently getting a 2 is so much worse than accidently getting a 1.

 

[Dimitri Mazieres]

If the art of Jeff Easly on your loins doesn't get you bedded, I don't know what could...

 

[CleverNickName]

Aw yesss, this is the third-party D&D content that I crave.

Party, indeed.

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

Could we see a boxer short with showing a picure of the scros?.... I mean the space orcs from Spelljamer.