York, PA where men are men and sheep are...

[Darth K'Trava]

I can hear the defense attorney now, putting the victim on trial.

"Evidence will show that the alleged victim was recently shaved, and was, in fact, not wearing any clothing when my client arrived on the scene. And the alleged victim never said no to my client -- in fact, leading him on and encouraging him."

Victim: "Baaaa."

That's assuming you can find a lawyer WILLING to take the case....... :\

 

[Angel Tarragon]

The only lawyer that would take is the one that only does pro bono work!

 

[Staffan]

The only lawyer that would take is the one that only does pro bono work!

What does U2 have to do with this?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

They've suddenly gone into the law business to defend this weirdo with his charges of sheep molestation..... you thought the MJ trial was bad.........