Darth K'Trava
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Joshua Dyal said:
Dude has no real life......
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Dude has no real life......
Darth K'Trava
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Ok. We only joke about a friend messing with sheep..... and his D&D character having that same trait....... But at least this is a joke, as opposed to the article....... 
Goes to show it's not just the Scottish to blame for this deviant behavior.... :\
Goes to show it's not just the Scottish to blame for this deviant behavior.... :\
WizarDru
Adventurer
Mystery Man said:
Did anyone read the bottom of this article, listing prior cases in the area?
1997: An Adams County man pleaded guilty to cruelty to animals for sexually assaulting a live turkey in a restroom at the Wampler Foods plant in New Oxford. The man was fined $750.
Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
Adds whole new meaning to the phrase 'Stuffing the turkey'.WizarDru said:
JaccoNamori
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Frukathka said:
It could be worse!
He could be "Spanking the monkey", "Waxing the dolphin", or even "Shaving the ocelot".
Darth K'Trava
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JaccoNamori said:It could be worse!
He could be "Spanking the monkey", "Waxing the dolphin", or even "Shaving the ocelot".
It was bad enough with the song, "Shock the Monkey"..... :\
Or worse yet, "Sex wax for your stick" (actually a product for surfboards but who cares what the real reason was????)
But then the "turkey stuffing" makes ya want to miss thanksgiving dinner........
Olgar Shiverstone
Legend
I can hear the defense attorney now, putting the victim on trial.
"Evidence will show that the alleged victim was recently shaved, and was, in fact, not wearing any clothing when my client arrived on the scene. And the alleged victim never said no to my client -- in fact, leading him on and encouraging him."
Victim: "Baaaa."
"Evidence will show that the alleged victim was recently shaved, and was, in fact, not wearing any clothing when my client arrived on the scene. And the alleged victim never said no to my client -- in fact, leading him on and encouraging him."
Victim: "Baaaa."
Mystery Man
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Olgar Shiverstone said:
I would have used the word "shorn" in this instance.
MrFilthyIke
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