You can't ask for a better news item

*sigh*
(Patience, C.... Patience...)

Gollum bit off one of Frodo's fingers. That would give him 9 total.
Gollum died clutching the Ring... That would make one skeleton clutching a ring.

The Yahoo News labelled the story as "Hobbit Remains Found in Australia".
If they found one skeleton with 9 fingers, it would be a Frodo link.
If they found one skeleton clutching a ring in its hand, it would be a Gollum link.

The actual news story has nothing really to do with Hobbits, or Lord of the Rings.

He was making a funny.

Hah.
Hah.
Hah.


*grumble*

Is it too early for Scotch?
 

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