You can't do anything nice

[Torm]

God Bless America...

See, this just goes to show that y'all don't understand how America really works. That woman was doing the girls a FAVOR. If she had been reasonable, it would have ended quietly right there. But now, she has set the girls (and possibly herself) up for book deals (paid), talk show appearances (paid), and such, and the girls didn't lose a dime - the local radio station raised the money for the actual event.

That said, it would be interesting if the girls went to the woman's house to "make amends", and just happened to, um, accidentally fall and get hurt on her doorstep.

P.S. Barsoomcore: I would like Australia, please. I don't ask for much.

 

[Rel]

Seems an odd situation to ...adjust your unit to, IYKWIMAITYD.

Did you see the picture of the girls in question?

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

Did you see the picture of the girls in question?

You're a bad, bad man.

 

[Rel]

You're a bad, bad man.

Now you're just avoiding my question.

 

[Desdichado]

I saw it, but I thought it was pretty much dominated by the big plate of cookies. But hey, if that's what floats yer boat... personally, I'd rather go with the picture on the "Pull Your Pants Up" thread myself.

 

[Rel]

I saw it, but I thought it was pretty much dominated by the big plate of cookies. But hey, if that's what floats yer boat... personally, I'd rather go with the picture on the "Pull Your Pants Up" thread myself.

When you've been a Type 1 Diabetic for more than 10 years, the image of two pretty, young girls with a plate of chocolate chip cookies does funny things to you.

When I'm feeling really naughty I like to imagine that they have Krispy Kreme donuts in their pockets.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

When I'm feeling really naughty I like to imagine that they have Krispy Kreme donuts in their pockets.

Jeez, imagine the lawsuit THAT would bring about...

Rel: Your honor, these two pretty girls forced me to eat Krispy Kremes at 10:30 at night after knocking on my door. I ended up in the hospital because I am diabetic, but it's all their fault.

Judge: I find them guilty, and they must perform public service by baking you sugar free cookies and donuts. And just because this isn't Virginia, they need to do it while wearing low rise jeans with their thongs showing. Case closed.

 

[Desdichado]

That might actually happen if barsoomcore was Dicator...

...and Rel was some kind of sycophant croney of his.

 

[Henry]

When I'm feeling really naughty I like to imagine that they have Krispy Kreme donuts in their pockets.

Dude, this is a family oriented board. Stop That!

 

[Rel]

That might actually happen if barsoomcore was Dicator...

...and Rel was some kind of sycophant croney of his.

If he ever does become Dictator then I'll be sure to apply for the position.

Henry: Sorry. Funny though - there have been two posts that I've made in the last couple of days that I thought might raise eyebrows from a Mod. This wasn't one of them.

(If you want to see one then check out my last post in the NC Game Day thread. )