You Know Your Game Is Twisted When...

[DungeonmasterCal]

A 2nd Edition magic user tastes like chicken. We coulda used him later as bait, but that's the way it goes sometimes.

 

[Darkness]

... the party feeds the body of their recently deceased gnome comrade to a Roper for safe passage.

Yeah. The poor roper - what were they thinking, feeding it a gnome? Gnomes should be burned, not eaten.

 

[barsoomcore]

I remember someone telling a story about having their characters in a Shadowrun game write their names on the moon with a giant laser cannon or something like that.

That was me. I had a tradition of letting my games get completely out of hand, and that was one of the more egregious moments.

Sigh. And this was long before The Tick, just so we know. I'm sure the Tick people ripped us off.

 

[Tonguez]

When your party consist of a a half-plant half-Human, a Ghoul, the Tooth fairy and a Brick Troll on a mission to rescue the recently kidnapped Mother Goose

 

[Imperialus]

In Shadowrun we invented the "carbitouir" (sp?). Basically the inspiration was an arbitouir in car form. It was set up so that the driver could push a button causing a large blade to slam out from behind the front seat into the backseat at about knee level. At which point a flamethrower would toast the stumps to keep the guy from bleeding out.

 

[DMH]

For players, a half troll (1st ed game) that like to eat horses got the party in all sorts of trouble. He liked leaving their heads and legs intact for some reason.

As for the GM, I never ran but had an idea for an extended fiend binder PrC (10 levels). The shaman orc would kidnap all the children between 5 and 10 from a town and use a ritual on most of them. The rest he and his adepts would eat and leave their remains out in the open. He wanted the party to kill his band (which would be later raised) and "save" the kids. Magical detection would find nothing wrong with them, but after a year they would gain the half-fiend template. Dozens of evil children running around killing everything they can and parents trying to defend them make for an interesting conundrum.

I am also posting several PrRs that might work very well for evil people on oathbound.net.

 

[Darkness]

For players, a half troll (1st ed game) that like to eat horses got the party in all sorts of trouble. He liked leaving their heads and legs intact for some reason.

He probably kept the heads so he could put them on people's pillows later, to make a point. Like in the Godfather.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Your druid gives two lycanthrop Ratmen children to a town, saying that they are a little highspirited, but just fine.
As part of peace treaty between humans and Slitheren.

 

[Dungeonmaster P]

. . . when the Players are cursing Monte Cook's name.

This happens once in a while. Actually I think they onlu hate BOVD but Monte gets the blame whenever something really bad or twisted monster show up.

 

[Darkness]

This happens once in a while. Actually I think they onlu hate BOVD ...

...and RttToEE and Cthulhu d20 and...