You learn funny things when you read what the rules actually say.

[Celebrim]

soooo, in other words... since a monk can use any part of their body as their unarmed strike, as long as they hold some part of their body with one of their hands, they qualify for haste with all the rest of their body? ;D

Please see posts #2, #7, #8, #11, #12 and others in the thread for discussion of this subject.