...You Might be a Rednecked Wizard

[dsfriii]

sorry about the double posts
i'll edit them when my compy is behaving properly.

*takes her +2 baseball bat and her basketball of thundering and decimates her modem.

Is this not bashing and insulting to people? Should not the thread be closed??

Just asking for clarification.

 

[jasper]

27. Your staff is 2 by 4 what has rusty nails in it.
28. Your rod has Louisville Slugger branded on it.
29. Your headgear is yellow with CAT on it or green with John Deere
30. You can only afford a flying throw rug.

 

[John Crichton]

Is this not bashing and insulting to people? Should not the thread be closed??

Just asking for clarification.

Considering a mod is contributing, I would think this is all in good fun.

I live on the east coast but my entire family is from Iowa. I think these things are hilarious and they do, too. If one is offended by the comedy of Jeff Foxworthy than I can see why this thread could be offensive.

 

[diaglo]

Rel - Who proudly drives a pickup truck. But instead of a gunrack, I've got a dicebag.

ditto.

27. you can't remember the last time you cleaned your beard. but you can still smell the material components from the identify spell you cast this morning in it.

 

[francisca]

ah, that time of year when the ethnoimperialist dogma of our leechlike urban cousins drives them to attempt to seperate themselves even further from the rural folk who they find so simple.

i am sure it will help.

Well put.

 

[Cerubus Dark]

XX. If you ever cast Speak with Elvis
XX. If you ever cast Invisablity to Aliens

 

[Psion]

30. Your flying carpet is up on blocks.

 

[Greatwyrm]

31. you refuse to summon infernal creatures 'cause they ain't good eatin'

32. your material component for Expeditious Retreat is a big #3 decal

33. your Arcane Mark is an illustration of Calvin peeing on anything

 

[Psion]

31. you refuse to summon infernal creatures 'cause they ain't good eatin'

Shouldnt that be "because they ain't [Good] eatin'"?

 

[Jakathi]

no. i am not bashing folks.

Is this not bashing and insulting to people? Should not the thread be closed??

Just asking for clarification.

no i am not bashing folks.
my compy was acting up and making double posts when i just wanted 2 edit. grrr.
*wields her corrective baseball bat +2 and smashes her compy-tower.
i was bashing my modem. ^_^ a bit of creative roleplay that's all.