Your favorite DnD pickup lines?

[Kashell]

" On a scale from one to ten, you're a natural twenty, baby. "

 

[Algolei]

"Did somebody just stick a double weapon in my pants, or am I just glad to see you?"

 

[Michael Morris]

8-bit tanget time!!

The Great White Hammer series
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010506
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010509
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010511

And the Flash comic in inspired

http://www.nuklearpower.com/8bitmedia/BMvsWM.zip

(Note, the above exchange is also available in Flash as 8-bit theatre #4, but due to the extreme Granny unfriendliness of the hosting site, I can't link it).

 

[Sado]

" On a scale from one to ten, you're a natural twenty, baby. "

This is about the only one I can think of that sounds normal and would allow me to hide the geek factor.

 

[Frostmarrow]

Oh, you've made me blind. Can you reverse it?

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

Tremble before the awesome power of my Rod of Lordly Might!
Baby, for you I'd turn a Bag of Holding inside-out.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

If I told you that you had a beautiful breastplate would you hold it against me?

Did the Platinum Heaven lose an archon?

I'm Gargantuan-sized!

Don't be afraid girl. That's just my pet Century Worm (FF p.32).

 

[Teflon Billy]

Are those Astral pants you're wearing? Because your ass looks out of this world

 

[Ahnehnois]

You must be a fighter, because that's some great cleavage!

I don't care what the rules say! You'd be just as pretty if you took off that cloak of charisma.

Let's go. My DM says I have to train to get my ranks in Tumble.

I've got exotic proficiency. With a whip.

You're the succubus to my incubus.

I'm a bard. No wait, come back!

You could be my flanking partner.


Now, to put these to use...

 

[Algolei]

"Don't fight it, babe, I've got 12 ranks in LLLLLLOVE."