Your favorite DnD pickup lines?

[Stone Angel]

Are you sure you aren't a rouge...because..my hearts missing

I had to be a ring of Fire Immunity because you light my pants on fire.


The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[Algolei]

"I'll let you handle my quarterstaff if you'll let me fondle your broadsword."

 

[Hand of Evil]

You have cast a spell on me, now to lay on the hands...

You raise the dead, wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

 

[Hand of Evil]

I may not be the best looking of the party nor the smartest but I am horny and have one million gold pieces!

 

[Vorith]

Removed by moderator. Folks, if you can't keep these Grandmother-safe, the thread goes klunk. Please use good common sense. ~ Piratecat

 

[Robbert Raets]

"I'm so good in bed, I could be a Harper sleepover."