your favorite word for "command"

[Sixchan]

Time for my 1st-edition command story. We were in high school at the time, so juvenial behavior was a standard as part of campaigns. At one point, the party mage had really embarassed the party cleric...I forget the exact situation.

But we were out of the dungeon and back in town. The mage was walking ahead of everyone yelling back at the cleric some insult when the cleric cast command at the magic user and commanded him to "perform an act of sex" (although the one-word verb form sensored by the boards). Of course, standing right in front of him....was a horse!

The wizard was arrested and forced to wear a sign for a week proclaiming his crime. "Zell, the horse..." well, you get the idea.

Like someone already said, in 1st-edition, a round was a minute long.

Does the f word even exist in common?

 

[JRRNeiklot]

My favorite, useful mostly against clerics and paladins, is "blaspheme."