your favorite word for "command"

Ashrem Bayle · Jan 22, 2003

"puke"

BlackMoria · Jan 22, 2003

"Masturbate".

No kidding. Used on a Stone Giant who failed his saving throw.

SteelDraco · Jan 22, 2003

'Disrobe!' is pretty darn effective, mostly against tanks in heavy armor. They get far enough that they suffer penalties for not having their armor on properly in one round. 'Sleep!' is nice as well, particuarly if you've got an ally who's delaying and in position to do a coup de grace.

alsih2o · Jan 22, 2003

leave
sit
lay
jump
stop
flip
fall
dance
help?

Outlaw · Jan 22, 2003

'Disrobe!' is pretty darn effective, mostly against tanks in heavy armor. They get far enough that they suffer penalties for not having their armor on properly in one round.

Is this realistic? It takes five minutes to remove heavy armor. How would one round out of 50 make that big a difference?

I typically prefer flee although there are choice words used on a case by case basis.

The Grey Dwarf · Jan 22, 2003

Obey!

This trick allows you to make longer sentences before casting the spell (not in combat situations though).

JDragon · Jan 22, 2003

Die!

I use this for several reasons.

1. back in 2e, it was the example in the spell descrition, so that way I had no disscussion with people about what their character would do. (fall over, go ridged, not move, ect.)

2. Easy word for less intelligent races to learn in multiple languages to be most effective.

3. Less thought on my part.

So... DIE

JDragon

Canada_K · Jan 22, 2003

The players were all chained to the floor in a prison cell. They needed to draw the jailor into the room so they could get the keys. The cleric cast "command", spread his arms open and said:

"Hug."