Many of these are repeats, but in our group...
Greyhawk the room
Search every nook and cranny, tear apart the picture frames, rip open curtain linings, for that ridiculously valuable treasure that's in a completely unlikely hiding place.
Greyhawk the (monster)
C'mon, you know it has gems in its stomach.
He gets a (spell) up the nose!
Used by a player who has totally had it with some villain and is taking glee in blasting him. For some reason, damage spells always go up the nose in our group.
Look! Air!
To roll badly on a Search or Spot check.
I save versus stupid.
To choose not to pursue some unwise course of action. ("Do we go into the dragon's lair?" "No, I saved versus stupid.")
Gazebo! Run!
Used when we encounter some really oddball monster we've never seen before.
Hassan CHOP!
When a sword- or axe-wielding character does a very large amount of damage.
Tent Peg
What you get turned into when the giant or other massive, club-wielding creature smacks a good hit on you.
Ker-Smite!
When a "holy" character (paladin, good cleric) lays a particularly good smackdown on undead or infernal/abyssal foes.
Whiff.
To miss with a melee attack.
You viciously shoot a rock (tree, wall, the floor).
To miss with a ranged attack.
-The Gneech
