• The VOIDRUNNER'S CODEX is coming! Explore new worlds, fight oppressive empires, fend off fearsome aliens, and wield deadly psionics with this comprehensive boxed set expansion for 5E and A5E!

Your Turing Test: Big "F"


log in or register to remove this ad

ggroy

First Post
I get phone calls like this all the time.

Usually I just yell Beavis and Butthead quotes like:

- "I am Cornholio!"
- "I need TP for my bunghole!"
- "Fire!!! Fire!!! Fire!!! ...."
- etc ...

and other silly stuff like:

- "Metallica rules!"
- "Sieg Heil!"
- "Beam Me Up Scotty!!!"
- "Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent! ... Wayne's World!"
- repeating "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...." over and over
 


I get a ton of these calls at the library where I work. I f***ing love them. It's like someone gave me a toy to play with, and occasionally I'm able to get them to talk for a bit.

I prefer the ones where I work my way through the robot/soundboard to talk to a human, and I play real dumb for a minute or two, and wait to see how stupid I need to be to actually get scammed. It's fun.
 


Remove ads

Top