Zoo readies for panda mating season

[LightPhoenix]

Doesn't everyone know?

Panda porn.

 

[Ranger REG]

Doesn't everyone know?

Panda porn.

Meh. Not into that kind of stuff.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Me neither. I'd rather play with a Desk Mate.

 

[mythusmage]

Interesting, that's the exact same thing going on with human moms.

She had a girl.

 

[Ranger REG]

Me neither. I'd rather play with a Desk Mate.

Is that the model where the doll automatically inflate under your desk, or is that the economic vacuum attachment?

 

[Ranger REG]

She had a girl.

Oh? Was she hoping for a boy?

 

[mythusmage]

Oh? Was she hoping for a boy?

What with pandas' language skills nobody bothered to ask.

Keeper: You want a boy or a girl?

Panda: [snuffle, grunt]

 

[Ranger REG]

Panda: [snuffle, grunt]

Translation: What do you mean? I'm pregnant?!?!!!

 

[Del]

Translation: What do you mean? I'm pregnant?!?!!!

"I have to tell my parents ...*sniffle* ... they won't understand. I'm not pregnant! I can't be!"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Is that the model where the doll automatically inflate under your desk, or is that the economic vacuum attachment?

Perv. DeskMates