This is What NOT to Post in the IC
Since I am feeling a bit scampish, I'll post here what just occurred to me so that I am not even tempted to post it in the IC:
"Arriving in Hell, the constables are amazed by the rice fields, trailer parks, and old junk automobiles that festoon so many lawns as yard-art. In fact, it is unbelievable how identical Hell and northeast Arkansas truly are."
Ok, that's an exaggeration intended solely for humorous effect. I am very fond of northeast Arkansas, and every time I move away from it, I seem to find my way right back here soon enough. And there really aren't THAT many trailer parks and old junk cars here. Why, it bears hardly any resemblance at all to an old episode of "Hee-Haw."
(Unless you know where to look, that is.)