Recent content by Bloodsparrow

I also love to play bards, and I also have a head stuffed full of songs. But when I'm roleplaying my Bardsong, I will usually compose a hiku between my turns. This is good because I can make it be about what is actually going on. As the gentle rain Our arrows fall upon you Snuffing out your...

The guys in my group just make them with photoshop.

Brilliant! *hop*

The female half orc cleric of St. Cuthbert converted him. (That actually didn't play out as silly in game as it sounds typed out here.) He was given a small share in money and a large crossbow. He decided that he'd rather hang out with the group then stay with the Queen. I think he had a...

Our DM uses LotR mostly, with a splash of the Gladeator soundtrack. But when he forgets that he uses Lorenna McKennet's Book of Secrets and the World of Warcraft Soundtrack. Because that's what I have that he likes.

I'm not a big fan of the "Instrament as weapon" school. But the idea of beating out a rythem on a shield is age old and cool. You may be able to discuss with your DM the idea of having your Performance skill being with "improvised instraments". And then you simply play what you find. Like...

Well... Being the only woman in the group, I wasn't going to cast it *under* their clothing. :uhoh: :heh: :p So, one could cast it on clothing but not on "feathers"?

I'm sure I'll see some familiar names chime in on this one, but I think it's an interesting question. Okay, picture it... Owl Bear Fighter Fighter Rogue Monk Cleric Bard (me... duh) Owl Bear grapples the Fighter... Bard uses Grease on Fighter. Fighter escapes grapple. Owl Bear grapples the...

What I learned from D&D... Something about courage.

It's a group effort, even in the "fun" department.

I like Low-Carb Monster Energy drink. Just like, one to get me going. If you have a Trader Joe's near you, they have these peanut-butter filled pretzel nuggets my group likes to call "Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gluttony". Last night I made Meatloaf "Muffins" with baked pre-cut french...

You don't need a battlemat per sae, though I would rather play with then without. Though there is one group I play with sometimes that seems to have bad battlemat luck so we just clear off the table and sketch it out on paper or in snack crackers. Then you just use a tape measure. It's...

Thank you for that historical lesson. You owe me a soda and a keyboard. My contributions... "Why are you talking like that?" "What good is all this armor if I can't dodge the Magic Missile?"

It's not so much things that are weird at the table while you game. It's the kind of stuff that doesn't get properly cleared away after the game that's kind of odd. For instance, several years ago I was living in a house with some friends and I once came down for breakfast to find a rubber...

Werewolf: The Apocalypse game... GM: The man you are interrogating is having a heart attack and dies. Player: Mother's Touch (healing spell), no he's not. Player 2: Okay sir, the bad news is... You're going to live. GM: The taxi driver says, "Sinora? If you are going to rough this man up in my...