How many polls have you answered today?

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

but that's good eating!

um, i mean, it's power doesn't come from it's physical form. the great toaster diety doesn't suffer from having to overcompinsate for something by having a really big effegy . . . the great toaster's scripture reads that there is a few devine bread crumbs in all of us. and this clergy accepts everyone . . . toast, bagles, whole weat toast, pop-tarts, uh, thick sliced toast . . . .

because it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, rather, what you taste like on the inside, figuratively of course . . .

 

[SableWyvern]

Heathens. HERETICS!

Soon you will all come to know the true power of Gith, Lord of Three-Legged Goats.

BTW. I had a sandwich today - and rather than using a toaster I FRIED the whole thing. Ha. Your god is redundant. No longer relevant to today's society.

 

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

no, my child, do not stray from the path anylonger, renounce your untoasted waaaysss . . . .

come, embrace in the thermal warmth and acceptance of our flock, our pack, or as we like to say . . . our loaf . . .

renounce your ways, and be one with us, we do not shun our end pieces . . . for without the end pieces we are not complete. do not be shamed by your past transgressions against our faith, and join, and rise, and brown to your satisfaction in the toasted goodness you are recieving.

 

[Thorntangle]

These polls make the baby jesus cry.

 

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

ONLY BECAUSE THE BABY JESUS HAS NO TOAST!!!!!!


REALLY PEOPLE, IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

sorry for shouting . . . i lost another piece of damn bread (*grumble grumble*), but it's nothing my metal fork can't scrape out.

 

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

c'mon, that last one must be worth some toaster votes . . .

 

[Turlogh]

Sorry already voted for the Time Cube but I will use it to win converts in the past and future- the present is up to you!

 

[Talath]

C'mon people

Toaster

Why vote for anything else?

 

[Amrynn Moonshadow]

exactly.

Toaster; it's the moderator's choice!

 

[DM with a vengence]

Toaster 4 cornered cube with timer
Time Cube contains life-toaster
Bread square cubic stupid government
baby eat toast, corner stuck in throat
throat not cubic, all throats must be cubic
4 minutes to Toast poptarts
my toaster is a slow slow slug of an appliance
4 bread always lands cubic butterside down
butter on floor, floor tiles cubic
my house is made of cubes
therefore Time Cube is right
join the Time Cube
if you do not you are stupid
the Toaster is filling your brain with crumbs
Cubes have 8 corners, 8/2 = 4, two toast= Time Cube
We are 2X better than you
Need more coffee
mug cubic, mug cubic