So Red Riding Hood set off with her basket through the woods. Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place and never set foot in it. Red Riding Hood, however, was confident enough in her own budding sexuality that such obvious Freudian imagery did not intimidate her.
On the way to grandma’s house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a wolf who asked her what was in her basket. She repleid, “Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult."
The wolf said, “You know, my dear, it isn’t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, “I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be on my way."