Lets Make Some Silly Magic Items!

[Dannyalcatraz]

THE NACHONOMICON

A tome that contains the knowledge of how to make insanely evil snacks from beyond time, space, and the grave.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

HELM OF "BRILLIANTS!"

When worn, the wearer loses the ability to critically evaluate anything, and will approve of anything with the forceful exclamation, "Brilliant!"

 

[jedavis]

Suspenders of Disbelief - When worn, these suspenders provide the wearer with a +2 bonus to saves against illusion, and on Sense Motive checks against someone who is actually lying. However, they also have a tendency to convince the wearer that everything is an illusion, and everyone is lying. They also do a wonderful job of holding up one's trousers.

 

[TKDB]

Mysterious Idol - This strange statuette of unknown origin depicts a comely young maiden dancing in strange clothes. The statuette is made of a peculiar material, similar to wax in texture but as hard and rigid as wood, and is painted in vibrant colors. The workmanship is generally quite lifelike, but for the facial features, which are oddly distorted: The mouth is very simplified, with barely a hint of lips, and the nose is scarcely more than a small, slightly pointed bump in the middle of the face, but the eyes are extremely large and detailed. It is believed to be the relic of an obscure goddess of chastity or something of that nature, as when the idol is displayed in the dwelling of a bachelor it spoils his chances with most any maiden he tries to court.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

COS OF DEATH

When its command word is spoken, this smiling statue of a man Summons a random pudding type creature for each creature within a 30' radius of the holder...including the holder. When it does this, it grins broadly and says "Mmmmmm- Pudding for everyone!"

 

[The Red King]

How about the dreaded Brassiere of Fire Elementals?

A gauntlet of blue smoke? (it emits a 1' cube of smoke per round which dissapates in a round.)

Helm of controlling Gelatinous Cubes. (You can ride inside one if it is friendly.)

 

[Hand of Evil]

Box of Jokes - everytime the box is open, it tells a joke...or a player has to tell a joke.

Boots of Slow Motion - people wearing the boots move real slow.

Mask of the Mime - wearer becomes a mime, having to act out actions as a mime, before doing them...just think about it for a few moments...

Endless roll of TP - silly yes but very handy

Ring of Jelly Shots - shoot cubes of jelly or is that gelatinous cubes

Stop Watch - a device that stops a watch for 30 secs, could be a city watch or just a gate guard but only effects those on watch

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

RING OF FEATHER FALL

Converts all leaves that fall within a 30mi radius to feathers.


RING OF FARTHER FALL

Causes wearer to fall 1d6 feet into the surface towards which they were falling, leaving a conforming hole shape.


RING OF FATHER FALL

On command, your dad trips.


RING OF FETTER FOUL

Tangles chains and cords of all kinds in 30' radius.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This thread had some good ones in this old thread, and other funny stuff besides:

http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/150460-word-play-game.html

 

[Smoss]

Surprised I haven't seen mention of the old classic...

The Dwarven Throwing Hammer!

When swung by a dwarf, the hammer will throw the dwarf at the target...

An oldie but still fun.

Smoss