Song of Ice and Fire may end up being 2,000,000 books

[Zombie_Babies]

Agreed that his editor needs to be tougher on him.

Want his editor to be tougher on him? Stop buying his books. Srsly, there's no way in hell an editor is gonna harsh a paycheck just so some fans will buy the books they're gonna buy anyway. Doesn't make sense. The people who bought and continue to buy his stuff have given him the leverage to treat them this way. I have zero sympathy.

 

[Janx]

There is but one God, and His name is Death...and what do we say to the God of Death?

Not Today.

It's engraved on my Purple Heart practice sword, signed by Milos (the guy who played Syrio) himself.


In other news, I've figured out the problem on why it's taking so long to get more books.

I've learned that Martin has written a guide to Westeros, covering all the secret stuff not in the books.

He's appeared in a live playing of Write Like the Wind, to smash a guitar.

Clearly, he is not spending his time wisely. If he gave up such frivolities like eating or shaving, we'd have the next book right now.

 

[Jan van Leyden]

Clearly, he is not spending his time wisely. If he gave up such frivolities like eating or shaving, we'd have the next book right now.

Judging by images of him, time spent on shaving isn't an issue.

 

[Agamon]

Interestingly, GRRM himself says that there will still be only seven books.

A lot of "news" sites created the 8 books headline for clickbait. She was joking, but none of the headlines make it sound like a joke. Don't blame anyone but the dumbarse digital media for this.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Want his editor to be tougher on him? Stop buying his books. Srsly, there's no way in hell an editor is gonna harsh a paycheck just so some fans will buy the books they're gonna buy anyway. Doesn't make sense. The people who bought and continue to buy his stuff have given him the leverage to treat them this way. I have zero sympathy.

You're a Twilight fan, aren't you?

 

[variant]

After trudging through the last two books, I could certainly see it.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

You're a Twilight fan, aren't you?

I think you just said something to me that's gonna get you banned, buddy.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

I think you just said something to me that's gonna get you banned, buddy.

I went to a Barnes & Nobles a while back, and I saw a bunch of kids dressed up in vampire costumes. It was the day they were releasing some other Twilight book. I'm pretty sure I saw you there, dressed up as a sparkly vampire.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

I went to a Barnes & Nobles a while back, and I saw a bunch of kids dressed up in vampire costumes. It was the day they were releasing some other Twilight book. I'm pretty sure I saw you there, dressed up as a sparkly vampire.

What you saw was a mirror and your reflection, guy. I hacked your email and read all of your love letters to Stephanie Myer. I know the real truth.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

What you saw was a mirror and your reflection, guy. I hacked your email and read all of your love letters to Stephanie Myer. I know the real truth.

Who is Stephanie Myer?