Lanefan
Victoria Rules
"HA!"
Ha! Fling!, no longer stunned, vanished again; then reappeared a moment later flinging a pebble out to sea as she did so.
"I followed them, I know where they've gone", she reported, "and it's not good. Not even neutral. In fact it's downright evil. They're at the Oasis of Pain in the Souffle Desert." Archie, the only one present to have heard of this awful place, gasped in horror.
"TIPPY!" cried Toothpaste. "We could use some curing here - our quarter-orc is dying!" Then he turned to Ha!, "And where did you put Johnny? Like it or not we're probably going to need him - can you bring him back?"
"I could try", replied Ha!, "but he'd probably just beat me up again. I didn't exactly leave him in a happy place."
And during all this Claude had passed the boomerang to Tickle, who was now giving the most amazing display of boomerang juggling ever seen in these parts......
Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-1; Hammer) - full h.p.
Claude (Lobster) - full h.p.
Toothpaste (Wizard-1; books) - 1 h.p.
Tickle (Toothpaste's Octopus familiar; Tippy's boomerang) - full h.p.
Albert (Thief-1; a few coins) - full (8 of 8) h.p.
Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-1; Halberd of Dragon Summoning & Sling) - 0 h.p., unconscious
Johnny (Fighter-3; no gear at all) - ? h.p, vanished to somewhere unhappy
Ming Vahz (Monk-8) - 2 h.p. left out of 34 full, vanished to the Oasis of Pain
Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes) - 3 h.p.
Archie (Tartan Dragon) - full h.p.
Ha! Fling!, no longer stunned, vanished again; then reappeared a moment later flinging a pebble out to sea as she did so.
"I followed them, I know where they've gone", she reported, "and it's not good. Not even neutral. In fact it's downright evil. They're at the Oasis of Pain in the Souffle Desert." Archie, the only one present to have heard of this awful place, gasped in horror.
"TIPPY!" cried Toothpaste. "We could use some curing here - our quarter-orc is dying!" Then he turned to Ha!, "And where did you put Johnny? Like it or not we're probably going to need him - can you bring him back?"
"I could try", replied Ha!, "but he'd probably just beat me up again. I didn't exactly leave him in a happy place."
And during all this Claude had passed the boomerang to Tickle, who was now giving the most amazing display of boomerang juggling ever seen in these parts......
Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-1; Hammer) - full h.p.
Claude (Lobster) - full h.p.
Toothpaste (Wizard-1; books) - 1 h.p.
Tickle (Toothpaste's Octopus familiar; Tippy's boomerang) - full h.p.
Albert (Thief-1; a few coins) - full (8 of 8) h.p.
Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-1; Halberd of Dragon Summoning & Sling) - 0 h.p., unconscious
Johnny (Fighter-3; no gear at all) - ? h.p, vanished to somewhere unhappy
Ming Vahz (Monk-8) - 2 h.p. left out of 34 full, vanished to the Oasis of Pain
Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes) - 3 h.p.
Archie (Tartan Dragon) - full h.p.