I sigh LOUDLY at the armored fellow and walk away from the downed patron back to the bar. While looking at him I state::
"You must have at least passed a Pond, a swim and cleaning is common place. And it is Drizzling, just stand still for a bit and the water might deign to hit you and cleanse you at least a bit. I mean really, you are covered in dust, and need a serious road cleansing. Now the colors you are wearing is also a totally different fact...and by the way I do not like being called pretty, or lass, handsome will do. If you impinge my honor one more time I will need to take it to an honor duel."
Turning back to the lass behind the bar::
"Now where was I, oh yes, a nice gingham would look good on you and would bring out the rosy cheeks that you have and the brightness of your eyes. of course the green ribbon in your hair will have to go, it would clash, a bright red ribbon would add such ambiance to your demeanor. I think that you could also do with a nice cheery apple red apron and have the new curtains in the bar match and the table cloths could be a good tartan with a purple and red design."
Looking around again::
"Maybe some cushions and covers on the seats and even some shirts with the taverns logo sewn onto the from for the eployees. I think that would look wonderful. But we would have to decide what the logo is..."
I appear to be talking to myself now::
"Maybe....Come to The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern and leave with a new outlook on life....or TOBOeSRDT it's not a bar, it's an adventure..."
"You must have at least passed a Pond, a swim and cleaning is common place. And it is Drizzling, just stand still for a bit and the water might deign to hit you and cleanse you at least a bit. I mean really, you are covered in dust, and need a serious road cleansing. Now the colors you are wearing is also a totally different fact...and by the way I do not like being called pretty, or lass, handsome will do. If you impinge my honor one more time I will need to take it to an honor duel."
Turning back to the lass behind the bar::
"Now where was I, oh yes, a nice gingham would look good on you and would bring out the rosy cheeks that you have and the brightness of your eyes. of course the green ribbon in your hair will have to go, it would clash, a bright red ribbon would add such ambiance to your demeanor. I think that you could also do with a nice cheery apple red apron and have the new curtains in the bar match and the table cloths could be a good tartan with a purple and red design."
Looking around again::
"Maybe some cushions and covers on the seats and even some shirts with the taverns logo sewn onto the from for the eployees. I think that would look wonderful. But we would have to decide what the logo is..."
I appear to be talking to myself now::
"Maybe....Come to The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern and leave with a new outlook on life....or TOBOeSRDT it's not a bar, it's an adventure..."