Al watches and listens to Ranti rant on with a bored look on his face. "Yes, yes, filleting, fine," he says, waving him to his seat.
"Now. You're looking for the Chromium Orb of Frobozz, eh? Well, first of all, you'll never find it. No one's ever found it, and there is much debate over whether it still exists at all. Secondly, even if it DOES exist, you'll never get past the Guardian. No one ever passes the Guardian, and there is much debate over whether the Guardian would even let those worthy enough for the Orb to pass. Legend has it the Guardian was fickle, yes.
"Thirdly," Al continued, scooching sideways in his chair so that both of his legs dangled off one of the arms, and putting his hands behind his head, "there is so little information on the Orb that it would take years and years of dedicated research to even find vague hints as to its possible whereabouts." He sits up suddenly. "But you're in luck. Because I just so happened to do just that thing. Wasted years and years of my life, I did, all for a wild goose chase, in my humble opinion."
At this point the hurried sound of slightly wet flesh slapping on stones announces the arrival of Al's homonculous, bearing a tray laden with a silver teapot and several small cups. The creature sets the tray down on the table and pours a cup for all of you. Setting the pot down, he rolls under the table, under Al's chair, and finally out the door.
"Please, it's quite good. Will do wonders for your wounds there, too, my good elf."