1. Did your character go? Which identity?
Phineas:
Yes, I did. I have no alternate identity, I see no reason to hide, as if I was ashamed of my preeminence. And dressed formally: I wore a very stylish tuxedo with paisley cravat and a fine walking stick. I did not wear the Etheric Flow Transforming Flying Harness and I left the Multi-Function Threat-O-Matic Inducer in the Zeppelin. Since the Quantum Orgonic Bodysuit is designed to fit sleekly under standard clothing, I saw no reason to not wear it.
Adam <over the CommLink>:
Yeah, but he did wear those ridiculous looking goggles, all jammed up into his uncombed hair. And I had to keep reminding him to "hoist his flag". I swear, a guy who can build glasses that let him see through time, but he can't fix a simple zipper? Geez!
2. Would you have donated?
Phineas:
That would depend entirely upon the charity.
3. What would you have done?
Phineas:
Well, naturally, I would have discussed some of my more....pedestrian theories with a chosen few who could be expected to glean some verity from my words. For instance, I did encounter a young man who seemed quite interested in my description of Dobrowskii's Quantum Effect, which could be harnessed to provide an ultra-smooth, incredibly close shave in mere seconds.
Adam:
Well, first off: I caught up on a few gigabytes of news, and tried to break into Major League Baseball's data files again. And second off: that "young man" was not hanging on your every word - he was trying to not refund the 6 cocktails he pounded down earlier.