Which DND God would you worship?

[Agent Oracle]

Blipdoolpoolp wouldnt happen to look like the "look at her or she'll eat your unmentionables" "bride", from Daigon by H.P. Lovecraft, would it?

 

[Odhanan]

The title says it all. Just want to know which DND God best matches your ideals.

Mine would probably be St Cuthbert. Judgement and Retribution

Edit:
FR gods are also welcome- or any other you can come up with. Just explain who they are, for thos eof us who not as well-versed in the multitude of the multiverse.

Pelor and St. Cuthbert are definitely good candidates to me, out of the Core. Helm from FR has always been a favorite of mine. I think Lothian (from Ptolus) would beat them all though.
With regular offerings to Ollom, God of the Keg.

 

[Shadowdancer]

In the Forgotten Realms, either Sharess or Lliira.

In Greyhawk, Olidammara.

 

[Andor]

Probably Heironius for patron diety as I'm a lawful good kind of guy. But since I'd want to be a druid that's a problem. Maybe I could cheat on my taxes to slide down to NG, worship Obad-Hai and squeak into Druid school?

 

[JVisgaitis]

Eilistraee hands down. She's like 8 feet tall, wields a longsword, and is naked and super hot!

 

[Vague Jayhawk]

Which is the god that grants me the patience to work my stupid customer service job, but would still grant me a "smite stupid" or two per day?

 

[Herobizkit]

In the Realms, I'd probably go Lathander. He just seems like such a swell guy. I'd also give props to Elistraee, because outside of her "bring the drow to the surface" credo, she's got a lot in her credo that I also value.

Outside of FR, I'd give a nod to Pelor, but probably be my own person and go the non-commital Cleric route. I might also consider worshipping the whole of the Norse or Greek pantheon as well, especially Dionysus.

 

[ssampier]

There can be only one answer.

Juiblex, the Faceless Lord! \m/

Actually, given my proclivities, probably Ao.

Does Ao even answer prayers?

 

[Kunimatyu]

Tharizdun is cool by me, yo.

::cackles madly::

 

[Imp]

It's not whether Ao answers me, it's whether he represents my ideals, right?

Though again, we are brought inevitably back to Juiblex. Great green globs of greasy grimy...