Casting the OoTS movie

[Negflar2099]

I know this is a pointless exercise but I saw this video that someone posted on another thread: shine_flash

and I realized that if they ever made an Order of the Stick Movie the guy in that video would be a perfect Elan. I mean he has the hair, the voice, and the willingness to look like a complete goofwad in front of possibly millions of people. He would be perfect.

Thinking about that naturally led to thinking about who else should be in a movie like that and that led me here.

So who do you think should be cast if they ever did an Order of the Stick movie? Who would play Roy? Haley? V?

I had a few ideas but I wanted to see what you all think.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Vern Troyer as Belkar.

 

[TarionzCousin]

That girly-guy as Vaarsuvius, what's his name...?

Oh yeah: Orlando Bloom.

 

[Drowbane]

That girly-guy as Vaarsuvius, what's his name...?

Oh yeah: Orlando Bloom.

Actually, I was thinking Orlando Bloom as Haley. Girly, always ends up shooting a bow...

 

[Oni]

Post trance deprivation Vaarsuvius played by Steve Buscemi.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Actually, I was thinking Orlando Bloom as Haley. Girly, always ends up shooting a bow...

Orlando Bloom in a double role: Haley and Vaarsuvius! I smell an Oscar.

 

[Asmor]

Clearly V's androgynous Pat-itude could best be portrayed by Michael Jackson.

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

I don't care who plays Elan as long as there's no "i'm invisible!" joke.

Not sure for the actors, all I know is that when Xykon speaks in the strip, I hear James Woods' voice.

I guess I'll vote Kristanna Loken for the role of Haley. I just like her, and her role in Mortal Kombat Conquest was of a thief girl, so she's even got experience.

 

[Henry]

An order of the stick movie would be best as animated -- no question to me. As for voice talent:

Roy - Phil Lamarr or Delroy Lindo
Elan - Rob Paulson ("Pinky" from Pinky and the Brain)
Haley - Sarah Chalke
Durkon - Noel Fielding ("Old Gregg")
Belkar - Either Verne Troyer or Hank Azaria (both hard to get)
Vaarsuvius - ??? (hard to decide, someone with androgynous but very sophisticated voice)
Redcloak - Michael Rosenbaum
Xykon - Steve Buscemi

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

From This thread: http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/246608-d-d-iii-movie-trailer.html

Pure Awesome

Am I the only one who thinks that if they ever made an Order of the Stick movie the lead singer in this video should play Elan? I mean he's got the blonde locks, he's not afraid to don a crappy mustache when he needs to (to play Nale) and he sings. He'd be perfect.

BWAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!