A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[Desert Hare]

Oh my god!

Mmmm.....well my ex (my room mate) and I made up last night, and again and again and again.

Girls' more insatiable than me.

*sound of whip cracking*

Um, okay she obviously wants me back in bed.

I guess I need to get used to seeing this kind of thing around here. Maybe I'm just too prude.

 

[Desert Hare]

Girls' more insatiable than me.

Is that even possible? Can a human have a stronger libido than a [horny] half-fiend?

 

[Relique du Madde]

Well my father would definitely come runnning to my defense. He doesn't want to see my nakedness anywhere or by anyone until I'm married.

You could expect him to fly out to CA with the biggest baddes baseball bat you ever did see and beat you to within an inch of your life if you managed to get pictures of me naked and shmear them over the intertubes.

Just to see you straight about my dad, he's 6' 4" and 260 lbs., most of it muscle.

Does that mean it's alright if we got you married and had it annulled 5 minutes later THEN took the pictures??

 

[Desert Hare]

I wonder if I'm giving off a bad odor.

Just what the Hive needs, a Desert Hare to ward off the rest of the hivers.

 

[Desert Hare]

Does that mean it's alright if we got you married and had it annulled 5 minutes later THEN took the pictures??

Marriage would have to be tou you, my darling Madde man. The pictures would have to be for your own personal enjoyment. Anyway I believe in the sanctity of marriage, so I'd rather shoot myself then have a marriage annuled.

 

[Blackrat]

I wonder if I'm giving off a bad odor.

Just waht the Hive needs, a Desert Hare to ward off the rest of the hivers.

Don't worry. This is actually still quite fast for the Hive. Sometimes it's lucky if we get 20 posts for a whole day.

 

[Desert Hare]

Don't worry. This is actually still quite fast for the Hive. Sometimes it's lucky if we get 20 posts for a whole day.

So I guess yesterday was a fluke?

 

[Relique du Madde]

Marriage would have to be tou you, my darling Madde man. The pictures would have to be for your own personal enjoyment. Anyway I believe in the sanctity of marriage, so I'd rather shoot myself then have a marriage annuled.

You are a rare woman. I hope that when you do get married that it doesn't fall apart. Too many people get married when they shouldn't, or due to purely monetary reasons, which is why they divorce rate is so high.

I myself do not believe that marriage is sacred (it is an institution that was put into place for establish inheritance and property rights), but I do however believe that when you get married it should be to someone you plan on staying married with and that it should be done for the benefit of your children.

 

[Relique du Madde]

So I guess yesterday was a fluke?

No. The hive goes full speed when two+ women are around (especially when Aeson is logged on).

 

[Desert Hare]

You are a rare woman.

Thanks, my sister thinks so too.