[D&D 3.5] Paths of Legend: Paths of Madness (OOC)

[Myth and Legend]

(literally) thickheaded minotaur

hey I haven't made the character yet, he could be smart... Well no, probably not. But he would rip the limbs off a Mind Flayer like the legs of an insect the first chance he gets, as the character hates slavery (and we all know that Illithid keep Minotaur thralls)

 

[Rathan]

...you won't be enjoying any human brains at least.

unfortunately I'm not human heh.... unless halflings count as really small humans lol....

 

[Scott DeWar]

the problem is that the mindflayer woul,d starve if he ate the ogre's brains: 'no nutritional value'.

 

[pneumatik]

the problem is that the mindflayer woul,d starve if he ate the ogre's brains: 'no nutritional value'.

I feel like y'all are painting a target on my Elan PsyWar's head - well, brains, I guess.

You stay back, Illithid!

 

[Voda Vosa]

Psy's should have interesting flavour.
You know? Ogre and Minotaur brains must taste like chicken, no tasty at all.

On the other side, there's a monk there with just the kind of grey matter I'm looking for.

 

[Ambrus]

hey I haven't made the character yet, he could be smart...

That's why I said "literally" thickheaded rather than figuratively so. Saying your minotaur is figuratively thickheaded would imply that he's not smart. Saying that he's literally thickheaded simply points out that his skull is unusually thick.

Since minotaurs sport big horns and like to ram things with their heads, I figure that their skulls must be pretty sturdy; surely tough eating for a poor hungry illithid.

 

[Voda Vosa]

Like and oyster. Hard outside, soft inside. It's all about having the proper tools.

 

[Ambrus]

Heh. I imagine illithid eating utensils must be pretty diverse and based off the size of their meal's race then: fork, knife, nutcracker, chisel & mallet, crowbar, sledgehammer, etc.

 

[Rathan]

all I can see is some illithid with a HUGE pair of lobster claw crackers and a twinkle in it's eyes..... LOL

 

[GlassEye]

Dang, I sleep til noon and miss all the fun! You guys are funny, I have the feeling this is gonna be a great game. Jemal, if Evan has red hair Grellus may have to reassess what he believes about red monkeys. In any case... I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him and I will call him buddy.

Hmm, prestidigitation on the mind flayer, anyone?

Red!