Fanaelialae
Legend
Sounds like a fun idea!
One of my DMs ran a series of post apocalyptic campaigns that he simply called the Evil Campaigns because his setting was very dark / darkly comedic and we were always encourage to be evil. They were always very entertaining!
Much like you, he came up with several weird, setting specific "deities". In truth, they were more monsters than gods, but in this dying world they were the closest thing anyone had. At this point I really only remember two of them.
Ghoul-aid Man: Like the Kool-aid Man, except that his pitcher body was filled with formaldehyde and chunks of gray matter (from which he derived his intelligence). He enjoyed crashing through walls and shouting "Oh yeah!", as well as "appropriating" brains. If he liked you, he might offer to share his ghoul-aid with you (it was a rather powerful potion, but hard to stomach). I couldn't say exactly why (though it was probably our DM's excellent portrayal) but Ghoul-aid Man was easily our favorite of the EC gods.
Duck with a +5 Hot Dog Cart: I don't know too much about this one aside from the obvious (he was a duck with a Hot Dog Cart +5) but he was said to smite his enemies with his mighty hot dog cart. I think he was intended as a humorous look at D&D stereotypes.
One of my DMs ran a series of post apocalyptic campaigns that he simply called the Evil Campaigns because his setting was very dark / darkly comedic and we were always encourage to be evil. They were always very entertaining!
Much like you, he came up with several weird, setting specific "deities". In truth, they were more monsters than gods, but in this dying world they were the closest thing anyone had. At this point I really only remember two of them.
Ghoul-aid Man: Like the Kool-aid Man, except that his pitcher body was filled with formaldehyde and chunks of gray matter (from which he derived his intelligence). He enjoyed crashing through walls and shouting "Oh yeah!", as well as "appropriating" brains. If he liked you, he might offer to share his ghoul-aid with you (it was a rather powerful potion, but hard to stomach). I couldn't say exactly why (though it was probably our DM's excellent portrayal) but Ghoul-aid Man was easily our favorite of the EC gods.
Duck with a +5 Hot Dog Cart: I don't know too much about this one aside from the obvious (he was a duck with a Hot Dog Cart +5) but he was said to smite his enemies with his mighty hot dog cart. I think he was intended as a humorous look at D&D stereotypes.