Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[JeffB]

I had a CoC Character once named Harry P. Ness

 

[Unkabear]

I never named my characters this. But in our games we tend to lovingly refer to the NPC's as Redshirts, and one in particular I aptly named Charles Annon Fodder. Or C.Annon Fodder.

 

[Mark1733]

I like playing halflings and gnomes because they need to have long, silly names. My gnome locksmith/exterminator (he was a poor honest businessman who learned rogue skills like trapmaking, lockpicking, etc.) had the name Bayleyburgle Fiddlewick. The name isn't particularly belly-busting funny, but after awhile other players started massacring the name just for fun..."Okay, Baleybiddlebarleybagel, what'ya doing?" And my group is particularly merciful considering what you can attempt to rhyme with Fiddlewick.

 

[Nahat Anoj]

I wanted to play a dragonborn paladin named Tarano Zoruss Rreks (Rreks is the clan name). My DM made me change my name.

I wonder how long it would have taken him to catch on to my alt, the badass, pretty boy elf archer ranger Salogel?

 

[TarionzCousin]

My friend Pavel's first DnD character was named Chip.

He was a monk.

Fortunately for the rest of us, this was in the days of 1E where most of the DM's in our communal group killed about one PC per weekend. With a name like that, Chip was doomed from the start.

 

[MonkeyDragon]

Count me in the camp of "it doesn't count cuz I'm gonna do it..."

My group is running a meatgrinder this summer. I may go through a dozen characters in the next few months. I have two already named, a lovable tinker gnome warlock named Spetzle, and a huge bag of hit points fighter named Meat.

The rest are ALL going to be named after pharmacuticals.

 

[Korgoth]

I'd love to do an itinerant Lizard Man warrior-poet version of Hamlet named Nosirrommij the Crocodauphin.

 

[Corinth]

A gnome bard with a lot of languages and a penchant for talking about evil empires, named "Chomsky".

A dwarf paladin, loud and boisterous, often demonstrating obvious divine blessing, named "Bran" and often refered to as "...the Blessed". Wasn't afraid of death.

Those are the most recent pair of as-yet-unused ideas.

 

[Poison Idea]

I've always wanted to use Brak Stabb for a human rogue.

 

[PaulofCthulhu]

Never actually used it in an RPG game, but one of my old usernames used to be: Elrond Hubbard which I used on LotR boards.