Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Goblyns Hoard]

I'm waiting for the next superheroes game to play Misty Ennay

Blonde, buxom and wearing spandex two sizes too small, her powers will basically involve getting into trouble, screaming for help and in doing so maximising the abilities of all 'red blooded men' in the area to come and get her out of whatever trouble she's in. A stereotype that will no doubt get me shot but I'm hoping it lasts for at least a couple of games.

 

[knifie_sp00nie]

How about a mysterious hispanic gentleman who roams the astral sea and occasionally acts as a guide. His name is Manuel... of the Planes.

 

[MrFilthyIke]

How about a mysterious hispanic gentleman who roams the astral sea and occasionally acts as a guide. His name is Manuel... of the Planes.

I believe the name should be something like Manuel O. des'Planes.

 

[Dragonhelm]

An elven rogue, armed with a whip and a nice leather hat... Named, Mindianna James...

The DM wanted a name change...

Reminds me of Indiana Gnome from WG7 Castle Greyhawk.

I once played a rigger in Shadowrun named Rigger Mortis.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Reminds me of Indiana Gnome from WG7 Castle Greyhawk.

I actually played a Gnome Ranger...as in, The Gnome Ranger, astride his trusty Giant Space Hamster steed, Mithril.

I once played a rigger in Shadowrun named Rigger Mortis.

Brilliant!

Somewhere in my PDA, I have an unused PC I designed, a Specialist Wizard who concentrates on ranged touch attacks. He also has a few ranks in Perform (Sing). His name?

Ray Orbusson.

 

[amnuxoll]

I have to admit I've actually play this one:
Party Healer: Wanda Curelightwounds

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wanda Curelightwounds

LOL!

You missed getting me to spray my drink on my screen by about 20 seconds!

Hmmmm...that makes me think:

A Wild mage named Rod O. Wonder?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A gay buddy (and fellow gamer) of mine and I came up with one a few years ago...

A savage warrior from the wilderness who was either 1) of ambiguous sexuality, 2) bisexual, or 3) a hermaphrodite.

His/Her name?

Conundrum the Barbarian.

 

[El Mahdi]

Not my creation, but I read this name in an old Dragon Magazine and always wanted to use it: a Mystaran Rakasta Samurai named Meowa Kittycata.

 

[robomage]

a warforged fighter called Ahnald.