The Biclops sexed up a piece of coal RL and then gave it to Dongalar to sit on til it hatched. As it was growing into a thirty weight Dongalar and his main man adopted it off the books so it would look legal, and then taught it to focus hard on how it could grow up to mate with a meteorite and eventually destroy the world.
I'm just kidding of course. It's really just a misunderstood carboknight from the wrong side of the spice mines. If it had its druthers it would rather be the opening act for Beyonce, but unfortunately being raised under the influence of the Biclops it grew up hating itself and the rest is history.
Nah, that's not it either. I suspect Barnabas has a man on the inside who he has already lubricated with offers of pig-rinds and weekends with long necked ice teas and all the gourd refills he can stand. Just to lower his resistance.
I'm enjoying the complete idiocy of the whole thing. Making Krod actually pretty smart was a nice twist on the standard barbarian theme, and the junior high schooler still inside me enjoys the sex humor. Plus, the post-pubescent heterosexual male in me says man is that India de Beaufort stunning or what?
I'm a bit annoyed that the show is only 6 episodes long. What the hell is that? The season finale is coming already. For a half hour show Comedy Central could have at least given it a 13-20 episode commitment. Or for something as short as 6 episodes they could have gone with a movie.
The 1st series is only 6 episodes because it is co-produced by BBC2 and 6 episode series are not unusual for British programs. Comedy Central probably figured they would go with the shorter series just incase, then if it does well they can always fork over more money for a 12-13 episode second series.