Can Warforged get laid?

Crazy_Dragon

First Post
1) why does romance=sex?
2) I can only imagine a male sexforged, either a woman who wants a better dildo or a gay gnome wanting "lifts" around the lab,

Though female sexforged makes sense for an army, no chance for the spread of STDs and repeating crossbows out of the sexforged "nipples" in case of being attacked...
 

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nai_cha

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Rule 34. Anything's possible.

Also, considering that the Transformers slash fandom is pretty active and has helpful primers such as this manifesto (warning: Adult Content Notice), not to mention other metal construct centered fandoms such as Gundams, Evas &c, then yes, there's a way for metal constructs to have sexual and/or romantic relationships.
 



Barastrondo

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Man, what is it with the warforged? I just finished up a 22-session story arc with a warforged main character, and pretty much every session after the second there were warforged Richard jokes.

Now, I must admit there was context: the warforged in question was a clockwork who had been built with the express purpose of guarding a vault. When his vault "fell off the building," he had to find a new purpose, hence adventure. He was very much into the mythology of locks and keys and doors. So when he approaches a large iris-like door and said "Open for me, brother..." well, that's when the warforged rooster jokes began. "It's a key, isn't it? He has a key attachment?" (To which the warforged player responds "It's the freakin' Key to the City here!")

Every session. At least one warforged computer-company-acquired-by-Getronics joke. Sometimes it'd hit just before the game. At one point the guy making the most of the warforged exterior plumbing jokes was running late, so he called to say as much... and then my friend set his cell phone down at the absentee's place at the table so he could make the joke.

The real irony? The guy making all these jokes? Family man, father of four, 20-year veteran in the industry, and my boss. The ability to spend five minutes/session on something totally immature is not exclusive to the young.
 

ourchair

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Man, what is it with the warforged? I just finished up a 22-session story arc with a warforged main character, and pretty much every session after the second there were warforged Richard jokes.

Now, I must admit there was context: the warforged in question was a clockwork who had been built with the express purpose of guarding a vault. When his vault "fell off the building," he had to find a new purpose, hence adventure. He was very much into the mythology of locks and keys and doors. So when he approaches a large iris-like door and said "Open for me, brother..." well, that's when the warforged rooster jokes began. "It's a key, isn't it? He has a key attachment?" (To which the warforged player responds "It's the freakin' Key to the City here!")

Every session. At least one warforged computer-company-acquired-by-Getronics joke. Sometimes it'd hit just before the game. At one point the guy making the most of the warforged exterior plumbing jokes was running late, so he called to say as much... and then my friend set his cell phone down at the absentee's place at the table so he could make the joke.

The real irony? The guy making all these jokes? Family man, father of four, 20-year veteran in the industry, and my boss. The ability to spend five minutes/session on something totally immature is not exclusive to the young.
Don't look at me, I meant the question in all seriousness.
 

Barastrondo

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Don't look at me, I meant the question in all seriousness.

You are more mature than my boss.

If I were asked the question in seriousness by a player, re: the Eberron setting (I reskin stuff all the time, so the warforged in our home game is a clockwork thing with no plant matter in his construction)? My first reaction would be "If someone built a warforged with sexual capacities, I think said construct would reflect its creator's sexual proclivities, and not look as much like the standard version. If it's a more standard creation-forge, built-for-war warforged, then it's going to be pretty limited."

That said, the situation you describe? It would be hard for me to resist the approach of "Well, she is objectively very interested in the natural world and the proclivities of fully organic life, so she might well be up for... experimentation." Not in a sinister sense, mind. But rather a way to showcase that unconventional way of thought. She might not get any physical pleasure out of it, but she might get information.
 



TheClone

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Though female sexforged makes sense for an army, no chance for the spread of STDs and repeating crossbows out of the sexforged "nipples" in case of being attacked...

I guess this has been topic when discussing human sexuality: Enslavement by sex. So following the though, can't there be a group of (most probably female) "sexforged" that keeps a band of (then male.. at least mostly) humanoids under control by sex? But maybe that'll be too perverted, even for fantasy role playing games.
 

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