Can Warforged get laid?

[Frank Jamison]

I bet there's an app for that.

The iBone?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Or Steely Dan.

Origins of the band name, "Steely Dan"

...With Fagen on keyboards and vocals and Becker on bass, they decide to sign up guitarist Jeff "Skunk" Baxter and drummer Jim Hodder. With the core band recruited, Donald and Walter need a name for their group. Since both of them were avid readers of 1950's "Beat" literature, they decided to name the band "Steely Dan" after "a sex toy"* in William Burroughs' "Naked Lunch."

* Edited

 

[Artoomis]

Is it just me? Does ANYONE think Eric Noah's grandmother would approve of this discussion?

 

[Bold or Stupid]

Is it just me? Does ANYONE think Eric Noah's grandmother would approve of this discussion?

Yeah you're right. She hates Warforged, something about "No robots in MY fantasy".

What?

 

[DracoSuave]

Is it just me? Does ANYONE think Eric Noah's grandmother would approve of this discussion?

I've met some pretty bawdy grammas in my day.

 

[Nymrohd]

Btw there is a faction of Eberron warforged that would probably be very interesting in getting laid, the Reforged. They are a religion/philosophy/lifestyle dedicated to experiencing the world and community and is prone to adapting any human practice. If they feel OK to dress up like humans, pretend to eat and seek ways to gain the sense of taste and scent, I'd reckon they would eventually try to have sex as well. I mean, warforged are technically immortal right?

 

[ExploderWizard]

I mean, warforged are technically immortal right?

Nope. They last 10 years or 100,000 miles.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And parts of them are vulcanized. And steel-belted.

 

[TheClone]

Amazing thread

To OP: I guess there is nothing wrong with "sexforged". Even if it is only for the sake of rewarding the players ideas. You make the game, not the books, so let it happen. And then use it as a story. It's too much of fun, moral, ethics and everything in it to leave it out. What happens if there are more/many "sexforged" (who are normal warforged but have romantic thoughts and maybe are even able to have sex) more? This would have quite an impact on eberron society. Or if there are very few, what to do about htem? Where does it come from? Again mad wizardry? A fabrication error? Hale-Bopp? Anything is possible. Adn don't care too much about what warforged should be by the book, but what you can make of this idea in your story. Just don't do dirty porn

 

[Goonalan]

The following from Red Dwarf, a UK TV series, when Kryten meets Camille...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzElOZRnNG4&feature=PlayList&p=0E15677EFB08793C&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=63]YouTube - Red Dwarf SE4 EP1 Camille Part 3[/ame]

Admittedly Camille turns out to be a blob and not an Android/Warforged, but romance all the same.

Cheers PDR