Can Warforged get laid?

[Dannyalcatraz]

They'll always have Parrots.

 

[ourchair]

Amazing thread

To OP: I guess there is nothing wrong with "sexforged".

I like how you have a serious yet open-minded approach to the topic, but you have the silly genius of saying "sexforged" (Yet etymologically speaking it make sense)

Even if it is only for the sake of rewarding the players ideas. You make the game, not the books, so let it happen. And then use it as a story. It's too much of fun, moral, ethics and everything in it to leave it out. What happens if there are more/many "sexforged" (who are normal warforged but have romantic thoughts and maybe are even able to have sex) more? This would have quite an impact on eberron society. Or if there are very few, what to do about htem? Where does it come from? Again mad wizardry? A fabrication error? Hale-Bopp? Anything is possible. Adn don't care too much about what warforged should be by the book, but what you can make of this idea in your story. Just don't do dirty porn

I'm thinking of making it an eccentric quirk that isn't common to all warforged but isn't rare either.

After all, some Warforged are 'experimenting' with organic concepts, so while they may not possess the genitalia or any other biological functions to have conventional sex, they will at least be curious enough to wonder what all this "bodily play" is.

Not that the Warforged isn't going to get the player any more than 'fade to black.' Though knowing him he's going to be all like, "YEAH!" I will resist the urge to say, "It chafes a bit," though.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A classic movie scene springs to mind...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_NKCV_Dn0&feature=related"]"Young Frankenstein"[/ame]

 

[DracoSuave]

While I cannot answer if a warforged would -want- to get laid, there's definately at least one changeling in sharn who's willing to -pretend- to be that warforged.

For the right price.

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

Am I the only one so far in this thread who's thought of The Humping Robot, from Robot Chicken?

Brad

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My guess would be "No."

 

[ProfessorCirno]

Why is this this thread.

The whole thread.

Why is this.

 

[ourchair]

Why is this this thread.

The whole thread.

Why is this.

Because I can.

 

[webrunner]

Why is this this thread.

The whole thread.

Why is this.

You know what they say. All's fair in love and warforged.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

What's to say House Cannith wouldn't create constructs that were designed to aid the war effort by keeping the troops from needing to use local prostitutes? Seems perfectly logical to me. It's been done by real world armies, minus the magically animated constructs bit. It keeps the troops closer to command and removes the threat of ambushes as they would need to go on leave less

What's interesting to me is that while a typical war forged is trying to find a new role in life other than waging war, the sexforged would be trying to find a like outside of sexuality, academia would be a good fit.