Hello all. My real name is Kruk. Not really, it's Dave. Although...out of all of the characters I roleplay, I'd have to say that Kruk and I have many similar personality traits. I'm happily married (12 years now) with three children. I teach middle school math, this being my 16th year. I love it...never a dull moment. Yes...that makes me an old fart...well, middle aged old fart, but I am in tune with my inner child

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My wife and kids tease me terriblely for playing pbp. I take their abuse proudly and in stride, as I continue to attack the forces of evil with Kruk, Grakk, Max, Knoepf and Rumbum. I try to explain to my children that there is nothing better than coming home from a tough day at work, picking up an axe, and chopping the arm off a zombie, but they just don't seem to understand...sigh! They shake their heads and give me their best eye roll. Has anyone ever experienced an eyeroll? <shuttering at the thought>
I've really enjoyed the Enworld experience, now finishing up my 2nd year. I'm looking foward to many more years of adventuring with such a creative group of people from all over the globe.
I do enjoy a beer or two...or five every now and then. I'll have to try some of the ones mentioned in this thread. I only drink ales as I find the darker beers too bitter.