UnknownAtThisTime
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I'm sad to find that "To see what level one becomes a Heffalump or Woozle" was not a poll option.
Poll: Why do you give out XP?
- Thread starter TarionzCousin
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Thornir Alekeg
Albatross!
I give out XP to inexperienced posters in an effort to build an army of sycophants who owe their entire EN World reputation to me.
One day I will use that army to take over EN World and use the awesome powers I will gain to destroy weem and declare myself to be the Supreme Weeming!
One day I will use that army to take over EN World and use the awesome powers I will gain to destroy weem and declare myself to be the Supreme Weeming!
Definition of ENWorldism: belief in a Supreme weem!
(who SEEMS to be an intelligent designer, at least to me)
So, as if this thread...does weem seem to be a meme, or is that a dream?
(who SEEMS to be an intelligent designer, at least to me)
So, as if this thread...does weem seem to be a meme, or is that a dream?
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Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
No it's not a dream: Weem is memis in extremis.
And this convinces me that he derives his near-divine superpowers from having one of the most rhymable names around! I mean come one, the dude rhymes with scream, team, jet stream, astrobleme, supreme, and ice cream.
Yes, even bacon ice cream.
Sorry, no one can possibly compete against that. The next most rhymable name on the xp list appears to be "Scribble", and that sounds like "tribble", which puts him right out of contention for the throne. Then there's "Nifft", which just sounds like "pffft", or maybe "gift", which is nice... but it's sure not "ice cream".
And this convinces me that he derives his near-divine superpowers from having one of the most rhymable names around! I mean come one, the dude rhymes with scream, team, jet stream, astrobleme, supreme, and ice cream.
Yes, even bacon ice cream.
Sorry, no one can possibly compete against that. The next most rhymable name on the xp list appears to be "Scribble", and that sounds like "tribble", which puts him right out of contention for the throne. Then there's "Nifft", which just sounds like "pffft", or maybe "gift", which is nice... but it's sure not "ice cream".
Well, without looking at the list, there are still some very rhymable names on this site. There's Morrus, of chorus...and Rouse might grouse around the house.
TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
What? You're just not trying hard enough.
TarionzCousin
Posting by the dozen,
Putting words together makin'
Intelligent discussion.
Say it out loud for
Top verbal percussion.
Gonna catch that spaz
Dannyalcatraz.
Get more XP than him
'Cause I got more pizzazz
--and I know his secret identity:
It's Jason Mraz!
(TC drops microphone and poses looking 'tough')
Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
Dude, that's brilliant!
It's not a fight to the death to claim the top spot; instead, it. is. a. RAP OFF!
(Of course, you'll never actually catch up to weem.)
(Though looking 'tough' is a nice effort.)
(I'm just sayin'.)
It's not a fight to the death to claim the top spot; instead, it. is. a. RAP OFF!
(Of course, you'll never actually catch up to weem.)
(Though looking 'tough' is a nice effort.)
(I'm just sayin'.)
Ahnehnois
First Post
Much the same. An XP is to me a way of saying thanks for something useful, especially now that you can put a comment inside the post you're crediting.
the Jester
Legend
Oh, and another one- I cover other folks when they can't rep someone for whatever reason. (I give rep pretty liberally; I'm happy when I run out.)
*BOOOoooom* tik-tik-tik-tik
*BOOOoooom* tik-tik-tik-tik
"TC took it
EZ
makin' rhymes so cheesy
Gotta' make sure my stuff's breezy, ain't wheezy
*BOOOoooom* tik-tik-tik-tik
*BOOOoooom* tik-tik-tik-tik
DA rockin'
All day
Droppin' knowledge, so "Yay!"
TC- no XP from me today. TOUCHÉ!"
(pulls up hoodie and turns back to mic)
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